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22 Sep 2008 - Ingrown Pubes Totally Rule

28 Aug 2008 - I will give you a KIDNEY for 2 OBAMA Tickets for tonights speech!

21 Aug 2008 - FREE BALLSACK/TEEBAG!!!!

17 Jul 2008 - Sponges (as promised)

03 Jun 2008 - Books for Insecure Women - TONS of them!

17 Apr 2008 - in case you have/lifted my yellow track bike.....

28 Feb 2008 - i almost crossed the street ... - m4w

27 Feb 2008 - If men wrote m4w ads like women wrote w4m ads

29 Jan 2008 - RE: BJ and cheating?

15 Jan 2008 - If Men Had Boobs

11 Dec 2007 - Free BLOW!!

29 Nov 2007 - LOOKING FOR LEGEND OF ZELDA LINK>>> IF HES OUT THERE

28 Nov 2007 - The local ten o'clock news

16 Nov 2007 - To: The Douchenugget who hacked my Myspace account. With love, Moi.

11 Oct 2007 - RE: 40's and dating

03 Oct 2007 - my house mice have a missed connection with your cat - seriously

06 Sep 2007 - Rants and Confessions from a Denver Escort

24 Aug 2007 - STOP LIGHT ETIQUETTE

22 Jun 2007 - MC Hammer Pants

04 Jun 2007 - I Puked at the MegaChurch

16 May 2007 - You Dropped Your Bible and I Saw Your Thong - m4w

05 Apr 2007 - Empty tic-tac boxes - 369 and counting...

04 Apr 2007 - Rave.. The kindness of others

28 Mar 2007 - Dear Roommates: Please Come Back

01 Mar 2007 - Couch - Very Uncomfortable, Red - $3.75

12 Jan 2007 - RE: Shannon Damn you

16 Nov 2006 - The Time I Lost Control of My Bowels on the Water Slide

16 Nov 2006 - Do any of you poop or pee in front of your boy/girl friend?

03 Nov 2006 - I'll pray for Revrend Ted.

24 Jul 2006 - Rant: To the asshole kid at King Sooper's self-checkout Sunday

30 Apr 2006 - To the lady at the Labcorp where I had to give a sperm sample.

23 Mar 2006 - Why you want me . . .

21 Mar 2006 - reliable love

08 Mar 2006 - To all the CL newbies:

05 Jan 2006 - dear fat girl on the plane to charlotte: you owe me $35

18 Nov 2005 - Denver CL R&R Week in Review

22 Oct 2005 - To the mother of the girl I so obviously checked out—Sorry

03 Sep 2005 - Looking for a terrible boyfriend for one week.

04 Aug 2005 - Please Don't Sell Out, Craig

30 Apr 2005 - Before accepting a night out with me, please read...

22 Apr 2005 - Just say NO to Bonnie

30 Mar 2005 - re:Roommates

25 Jan 2005 - To Those Who Are Saying,"Gawd, I Could Really Use A Couch"

05 Jan 2005 - The ass-ugly orange chair has been sold. I'm sorry.

05 Dec 2004 - Hating Hatred

22 May 2004 - Can you help me find this guy ?- w4m

20 Feb 2004 - rave: a letter from an adoring fan

20 Sep 2003 - You were an attractive woman who I saw outside once - m4w

11 Jul 2003 - any athlete will do

23 Jun 2003 - drunk guy on 12th and Lincoln

26 Mar 2003 - Mistress Rachel Bitch With Whip